So, I have officially been married for 5 weeks and two days! Woo hoo! I think things are going ok. Still a few snags of course! So now I have inherited a husband, a daughter, 10, and a fluffy white dog. We are full family that lives in a dinky ass 3 bedroom/1 bathroom house...2 adults, three kids, a dog, gecko lizard, two hermit crabs, and a beta fish. Oh, and my husband wants a bird! So not going to happen!
With this blog, I plan to tell my life. The good, the bad, and the ugly! So here is a break down of who and what I live with.
Me: I am a go with the flow type of person (except every 28 days), most of the time patient, a mother of two (boy 8, girl 6), a step-mother of one (girl 10), work in non-profit social services, a maid, a drill sergeant, and a soccer mom!
Brian: Sensitive, romantic, anxious, a clincher, hot headed, KU junkie, soccer coach of 3 teams, fabulous cook, and my best friend
Chloe: 10 years old, 4th grade, argumentative, sassy, beautiful blond, soccer player, a little goofy but cute, taller than me, shoes size bigger than me, and very loving.
Cedrick: 8 years old, 3rd grade, argumentative, handsome, very funny, smart, athletic, gets pissed easily (wouldn't you if you had two sisters and mom bustin your balls every thirty minutes?), soccer player, and looks like his damn daddy!
Cierra: 6 years old, Kindergarten, argumentative, very sassy, beautiful, pulls at your heart strings, snores loudly, says the funniest shit, decided she hates soccer now and wants to be a cheerleader, and talks non-stop!
Momo: This is the gecko lizard. She used to be my nephews but when they stopped taking care of it, I got him and made him my sons pet. He stinks!
Gary and George: At least this is what their names were last week. These are the hermit crabs. I am surprised they are still alive but whatever. They are my daughters. She wanted a pet and they are cheap and easy.
Pjay: Yes, that is how you spell it. This is the beta fish, he is my s. daughters. I am surprised this thing is alive too. The water is so gross!
Mattie: The white fluffly bischon (bitch on freeze as my sister says) belongs to my husband. She's a good dog.
I don't have pets unless you count the four other people I live with. I do however, clean up after the lizard, keep the crabs moist and feed, and tell my husband to change the nasty water in the fish tank!
Well that is all for now, welcome to my family!
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