The following conversation occured at 7 AM on a Saturday morning with the child that fights every school day not to get out of bed, but yet, she was ready to go for the day at 7 AM!
Cierra: "Brian, Brian"
Brian: "I'm sleeping, go away"
Cierra: "Brian, Brian"
Brian: "What"
Cierra: "Brian, I think Mattie has leaches"
Now that if some funny shit!
Here's another good one:
Me: Son, how was your day at school?
Ced: Good.
Me: What did you do at recess?
Ced: Played soccer and again I got put on the crappy team. Everyone wants to play mid-field so I have 5 guys fighting over one position.
Me: What position were you playing?
Ced: I had to play goalie. The teachers always put me on the crappy team. I tell the kids to move up and spread out and they don't listen.
Me: Well, you have to remember those kids are playing for fun. It's not like when you are in a game. It's just for fun at school.
Ced: I'm tired of being on the losing end. These kids need to listen to me. I mean the best chance I have of winning is to pack the defense and the best player I have is me! It's stupid!
My son, 8 years old and planning strageties at school - to pack the defense. I find this funny because that is what my husband says to him all the time!
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